Looking for the Wednesday Wandering? Just page back one for another look at the complexities of characterization. Then join me and Alan as we begin a look at the absorbing topic of stuff and where you put it.
JANE: Alan, I enjoyed your most recent “wot I red on my hols” column (http://www.tyke.net.nz/wotired/holidays188.htm), but when you said that bit about how you and Robin had a big “clear out” and have “taken heaps of rubbish to the tip” you deliberately talked “British,” didn’t you?
ALAN: It wasn’t deliberately British. I was just saying what comes naturally and I was a little taken aback to find that the words were so strange to you. It just goes to show that we’re never going to run out of material for these Tangents. Something always pops up.
JANE: Or, in this case, dumps down…
Okay, let me try some interpretation. “Tip” is “dump,” right? And, while we’re more likely to use “garbage” than “rubbish,” I get that one. But having a clear out? That’s just weird.
ALAN: OK — let’s start with “clear out” since that one puzzled you the most. All it means is that we went through every room and looked in every cupboard to decide what was worth keeping and what wasn’t. So we “cleared out” the stuff we didn’t want.
What would you say?
JANE: I’d say we had “cleared out” the cabinets. I wouldn’t turn the verb into a noun. Still, I’m seeing a pattern here. This is similar to saying you “did a baggies” when you and your friends were claiming rooms at your holiday cottage some weeks ago. Leaving out that Americans don’t use the phrase “baggies” in any case, I would have said something closer to “First everyone bagged a room.” (“Bagged” for “claimed” is sometimes used as slang, although I don’t think it’s very common these days.)
There’s another interesting thing that came up in your explanation. You spoke of emptying out “cupboards.” I automatically “translated” that to “cabinets.” It’s not that the word “cupboard” isn’t used here but, at least where I have lived, “cabinet” is much more common.
(And, by the way, American English varies widely, so it’s completely possible that some of our readers use “cupboard” more commonly than I do.}
ALAN: Oh no – cabinets are quite different from cupboards. Generally speaking cabinets are glass fronted and they are used for displaying your collections of Wedgewood pottery and Georgian silver to visitors. My grandmother had a china cabinet of which she was extremely proud.
Cupboards can’t be seen into without opening the door, and they are for storing ordinary things in a higgledy-piggledy clutter. My kitchen cupboards are particularly frightening – I hate to think what Lovecraftian monsters may be lurking at the back, mutated by time and circumstance…
JANE: Let’s see… We’d call those glass-fronted thingies either “display cases” or “display cabinets.” This past weekend, Jim and I were in a hardware store. Someday we plan to replace our kitchen cabinets (cupboards, to you) and so I always look wistfully at the displays. I noticed that many of the higher end models featured glassed in fronts. These looked very stylish, but I found myself thinking that I wouldn’t want them in my kitchen. We don’t quite go as far as Lovecraftian storage, but certainly the varied assortment of things we keep in some cabinets wouldn’t look very artistic if put on display.
So, what would you call a glass-fronted kitchen cupboard? Would it become a cabinet by virtue of the glass?
ALAN: Now there’s a conundrum. I’m not sure such things even exist (I don’t recall ever seeing them). Actually I rather hope they don’t exist, because I have absolutely no idea what to call them!
JANE: Returning to cupboards… I noticed in your account of clearing out, you mentioned a cupboard under the stairs. From the amount of stuff you had in there, I suspect an American would have called that a “closet.” In light of Harry Potter’s residency in such a place, this is an interesting point. How large is your cupboard under the stairs?
ALAN: I always thought a closet was a place where you hung clothes? We’d call that a wardrobe… But from what you say, obviously a closet can be more than just a wardrobe.
Actually, it was the Harry Potter cupboard that started the whole clear out thing off. Ashleigh is 8 years old and Robin and I are her honourary Auntie and Uncle. Ever since she first found our Harry Potter cupboard, she’s been begging and pleading for a sleepover so that she could spend the night in it. Eventually her parents granted their permission, so we had to make room in the cupboard for her to get in and lie down. When everything is removed from it, it’s just about big enough for Ashleigh to stand upright at the tall end, though of course it slopes rapidly away to nothing at all at the narrow end. It’s ideal for storing junk – and that’s what we’ve been using it for. However once we got the junk out, there seemed little point in ever putting it back again. And that’s when we started the big clear out…
JANE: Ah, hah! We had a storage areas like that in the houses in which I grew up (my current house doesn’t have any staircases) but these were still called “closets.” They were simply bigger closets with weird space, so that small boxes went in the back and larger in the front.
I hope Ashleigh had fun. You and Robin are really very nice.
Going back to wardrobes… In American usage, the word is becoming archaic. Where it is still in active use is when it is applied to freestanding furniture that serves as a closet (in this usage, meaning a storage place for clothing). The first house I owned was in Virginia. It was built before the American Civil War and had no closets. (It was short of cupboards and cabinets as well.) Therefore, it became necessary to go out and buy furniture in which to hang clothing. This was a nuisance and eventually one of the rooms in the house became a sort of gigantic closet. If I had stayed there, I would have built in clothes closets and probably cabinets and cupboards. All the rooms were very large and one would hardly have noticed the loss of space.
But I moved to New Mexico instead…
ALAN: Very sensible of you. But if wardrobes are falling into disfavour, however do you manage to visit Narnia for your summer vacation?
JANE: Closets work just as well as wardrobes for Narnia visits. The problem is finding the right sort of wood to build into the structure. I loved that detail in the books. It made the transport so perfectly reasonable! That’s my favorite sort of fantasy, where there’s a reason, no matter how odd, for what happens.
Meanwhile, we’ve still got tips and dumps, rubbish and garbage, and other gnarly things to explore. Let’s carry on with this next week!